there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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