Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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