So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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