I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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