He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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