so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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