Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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