You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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