wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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