Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
