it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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