there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Alive.
So much puke
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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