I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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