Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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