Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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