who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I want to be your penis for a week.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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