the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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