Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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