But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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