So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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