just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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