just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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