Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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