dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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