Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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What a dumb baby whore.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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