Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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