matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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