"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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