i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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