He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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