im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you win again, gameday.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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