kristin has been a bad kristin
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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