Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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