I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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