Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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