have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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