At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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