I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
