just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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