maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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