I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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