can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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