R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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