it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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