Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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