the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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