..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
