love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
