It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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