Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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