i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I will pee on everything he values.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Randomize
