hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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