love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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