She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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