you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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