Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
false alarm. still invincible.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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